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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 12:28am

Jokes

Does anyone know any good jokes, (i.e riddles, Yo Mama, etc.)?

Please post them here, :-)!

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 9:33am

RE: Jokes

i know one But it is a bit rude but ill go ahead

There was boy and his mum was having a bath,he came in and she said you can join me if you want but whatever you do dont look under the water,but he looks under he said 'Mum Whats That?'
She Said 'Thats a Forest'
The Next Day His Dad Has A Bath and The boy comes in and the dad said he can join him but dont look under the water,The boy looks under the water,he said 'Dad Whats That?'
He Said 'Thats a snake'
Later That Day He Walked In On His Mum Getting Dress
'Mum What Are They?' he said
'These are headlights' she said
Later That Night The Boy Walked In On The Mum And Dad Doing It And He Shouted
'MUM TURN YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON THE SNAKE GOT LOST IN THE FOREST!'

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 12:55pm

Whoa. Mildly disturbing, :-o.

Here's one I read yesterday that I thought was funny.

'Yo Mama is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died'.

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 1:03pm

^ [hehe] thats good
i got one your mama so old her breast milk is powered its like this
-Blows Powder-

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 9:43pm

I think of 2 or 3 but they're funny when they're properly told... I don't know of you'll find them funny :)

The snake was crawling throuh the forest when it accidentally found pot (I don't know if it's correct in English but I mean ... cigarette but with pot in it :roll: )... It smoked it and got high... It continued to crawl through the forest and came upon another one :-o It smoked it, too... He got really high... It appeared that a group of junkies had dropped them... The snake continued on its way (wherever it was) and found a third one. It smoked it, too, and this time the snake was "over the hills and far away" (up)... It crawled a bit forth and saw the guys who had dropped the pot and said:
- Woof-woof...ummm meaaaaw...ummmm PSST what are you doing here??
[hehe]
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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 9:46pm

^ :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:04pm

i have a joke although it might not be that funny it goes like this:

An English man an Irish man and a scottish man are all builders working on a building site together. The English man opens his lunch box and sighs "ugh a cheese sandwich again.. my wife always puts the same in my sandwiches every day..if i get another cheese sandwich tomorrow i'm commiting suicide!" The Scotsman then opens up his lunch box and notices a chicken sandwich and says "oh if my wife makes me another one of these tomorrow i'm going to committ suicide too!" The Irish man notices his lunch and agrees that he'll also kill himself if it is the same tomorrow (weird i know). The next day the English man, Irish man and Scottish man are all at their lunch break, they each open their lunch boxes and sure enough they all have the same boring sandwiches and subsequently they all committ suicide.
At their funeral their wives gather to comfort eachother. The English man's wife says "oh if i only i hadn't made him that cheese sandwich again!" The Scotsman's wife then says "i know..if i only i'd not made my husband a chicken sandwich!" The Irish man's wife then says ".....my husband made his own sandwiches...."

its not hilarious but i thought i'd tell it hehe

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:07pm

^ :rofl That Is Funny Haha!

Heres Mine But Again Its Rude:
What Do You Call A Blonde Girl With Pigtails??

Answer:A Blowjob With Handles :roll:

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:08pm

:O hehe naughty! I've heard similar but i don't know if its appropriate to repeat it here hehe

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:10pm

I Must Say Sorry If Anyone Is Blonde... [hehe]

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:17pm

I'm not so thats ok :P

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:20pm

Hehe I Dont Think Anyone Is [hehe]
New Joke:

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Knock Knock
Who's There!?!

A Little Kid Who Cant Reach The Handle.... :-)
Bit Rubbish I Know [hehe]

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:26pm

^ ;-)

The pope was a car lover - he really enjoyed driving all kinds of cars, fixing them etc. The man just loved them.
One day the pope had an important meeting and he had just been given the new RR Phantom to be driven with. :yepp His driver was just about to start the engine when the pope told him:
- Hey, please, let me drive, I want to try the limo ;]
What could the poor driver say?! The pope was asking him for a little favour... They were driving along the way when a police officer stopped them for speeding :weird: He neared the limo and when the window came down and he saw the pop on the driver seat he immediately told him to drive on.
A few minutes later on the radio station:
- Whoa, you stopped a Rolls Roys Phantom?! The man inside must have been a VIP :-o
- ... I don't know who was inside but the pope was his driver!
[hehe]

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Two flies on a shit. One of them... farted :P The other one indignantly said:
- God damn it, Peter! Don't do this while we're eating!
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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:29pm

^ hehehehe :rofl

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Thursday, June 28th 2007, 10:31pm

^^:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Thats Good :rofl

I Got One But Its Not Really Good But Ill Go Ahead

What Would Happen If Gossip Was Alcohol??
The Whole School Would Be Wasted :roll:

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Friday, June 29th 2007, 1:59pm

Here's one:
A dog is for sale.
It likes very much children :rofl
one of many tomb raider fans - lara raider

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Friday, June 29th 2007, 2:02pm

So I said to the pope, "I'll see you in Hell first!"

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Friday, June 29th 2007, 4:07pm

Quoted

Originally posted by 44chakkie44
I Must Say Sorry If Anyone Is Blonde... [hehe]

I am ... no worries!
Joke: What do you call 4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4-way stop?
A: Eternity.
“There’s a puddle… INVAAAAAAAADE!!”

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Friday, June 29th 2007, 5:15pm

^hehehe [hehe]

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Friday, June 29th 2007, 5:56pm

^^ [hehe] HEHE